Ode to the hypocrisy of conservatives in Congress

Allow no deity before The Lord: all else must thou deplore (Beware the false god like the pox: Ruperts, rupees, gilt-edged stocks);

No god shalt thou pronounce Michele For idol worship leads to hell ( Devil-bred ambition fear Whispering in dainty ear);

Adult’rous Congress keep on shelf To govern others, govern self;

Shun murder of economy When two percent prosperity Spells nation’s death from poverty;

Thou shalt not kill for Lordly gain Whil’st taking True Lord’s name in vain (Except, on rare occasion, damn The money-grubber posed as lamb);

False witness thou must all beware As long as Fox is on the air;

No graven image shalt thou mock With billionairish face of Koch;

Thou shalt not rob the nation’s kitty; Pass the buck through Loophole City; Starving out the middle class With alchemy of gold from gas;

Anoint thou not with untaxed oil Drilled from ocean, robbed from soil;

Honor Sabbath’s holy masses Covet not thy neighbors’ asses;

Lord teach the Doubting Tom to swim Before the “hoax” be joax on him.

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