NEW SMYRNA BEACH -- Mitt Romney may try to come off as an average Joe with a jacket and no tie in introducing VP running mate Paul Ryan, with jacket and no tie as well. How boring.
Let us show you how candidates for office In Volusia County go about making an impression. A big impression! With Facebook, anything is possible.
Take County Council dist. 2 incumbent Joshua Wagner, for example. Why wait for the water to break? After all, the primary is less than 72 hours away.
Or how about County Council dist. 3 candidate Deb Denys, with her severed head on a stick.
The child in the middle is screaming, the child to the left is giddy and the one to the right with the head is as calm as can be.
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Then there's County Council Chair candidate and power attorney Ted Doran with Cubby.
The mascot looks like he's been working out, doesn't he with that slim waist?
Is Cubby thinking: "bloaTed?"
And how about fellow County Council Chair candidate Carl Persis chowing with the big pancake breakfast in front of him?
Check out the hottie behind Persis. She can't believe her eyes either.
A 140-pound man is going to eat that king-size breakfast? Then again, you need to take in a lot of carbs to go at with Doran in a debate.
Persis doesn't want any more sand kicked in his face on the beach or maybe hot air from the power attorney knocking him over.
And who knew County Council dist. 5 incumbent Pat Northey had such sexy toes? And green polish to boot!
Bethcha (Sarah Palin speak) Northey's opponents Rich Gaily or Stony Sixma would love to trim those back like trimming the county budget.
Then again, it looks like someone has already done some trimming of this poor horse as shown on Sixma's Facebook page.
"Ewe" is right!
Or the first comment under the photo on his poor horse on Sixma's Facebook page aptly asks: "WTF?"
That's exactly what we were thinking and we found this photo. This can't be what they mean by breaking in a horse, can it?
Speaking of farm animals. How about County Council dist. 2 candidate Ken Ali, who announced at a debate that he was "heterosexual" and married.
What better candidate for the Chick-fil-A cow and the controversy surrounding that eatery?
Gay rights activists might describe Ali as a horse's ass, but then again, he might respond that he doesn't take (all right, you get the picture).
Don't see any horns on the cow or Ali. Hmn...
Perhaps, Volusia County Council dist. 3 candidate Justin Kennedy is singing the right tune with the Beatles' "All You need is love?"
After all, this photo from his Facebook page expresses that feeling. Or maybe the Beatles' "I wanna Hold Your Hand," might be appropriate.
It's time to wrap this up with two final photos that are rather mundane compared to some of the earlier ones, but nonetheless say something about the candidates and their themes.
Check out this photo of County Council dist. 3 candidate Jim Hathaway who literally makes his bread selling distributing Pepperidge Farm bread at the grocery stores in greater New Smyrna Beach.
Or better yet, how about this photo of Supervisor of Elections candidate Andy Kelly in the dunk tank?
Think he's like to get incumbent Ann McFall in there? Or is he all wet?
The voters will decide on Tuesday. Primary Day can't come soon enough.