Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13
Hold that Tiger! Make a “Christian” of him so that he may be forgiven for the same adulterous behavior that Gov. Mark Sanford, Senator Ensign and their long line of outsted-from-office“Christian” brethren espouse.
Or is it ex-spouse? Let us pretend The Road to Damascus is an Appalachian Trail leading to Argentina at one end, the C-Street Den of Sexual Irregulars, Washington D.C., at the other.
In its life-changing, wife-changing path to humility, such a religious journey will inevitably lead to Gotcha. The only possible prescription is to go back to fundamental virtue and seek forgiveness -- for being caught.
Not so, the road for Tiger Woods. His “tragedy” is his status as a heathen, an off-the-path wanderer from the road to righteousness. Be he Buddhist, nudist or any other label, “he can never attain the kind of forgiveness offered by Christianity.”
Courtesy photos. At far left, FOX News coomentator Brit Hume's credibility is being called into question for using Tiger Woods' exta-marital affairs as a reason he should convert to Christianity.
This idiocy comes to us courtesy of Bret Hume, who makes his living telling lies for Fox Propaganda Network while claiming to be the very epitome of Christian ethics.
“If Tiger Wood were to become a Christian,” saith The Great God Hume, “he would find the forgiveness lacking in Buddhism (about which he knows as little as he does of Christian charity). "
So take him under your Right Wing. Forgive him, O Lord, his sex drive. Recreate The Tiger in this Humeman image — your servant Bret’s amoebic answer to sexual temptation.
Let he who is without a harem pretend to be above such sport. Like so many fanatics who have nothing else going for them, Hume’s “superiority” depends on playing God.
His dishonesty under a mask of sanctimonious, psalm-singing, self-aggrandizing pseudo piety would be funny if it weren’t so perverted a portrait of the pride that humble Christians are supposed to be without.
Any connection here between morality and religion clangs of “Look at me! Be like me! Am I not the holiest creation The Creator ever wafted across the fair and balanced airwaves?”
Everything Bret Hume represents of Christian living and decency could be advertised in one very small, photo-image bumper sticker reading: “Hypocrite.”
If Bret Hume lived the Christian example, he wouldn’t be serving the other side.